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The latest quality email from United. As if they needed to remind me that they suck after canceling my flight.

United flight {0} on {1} from {2} to {3} is canceled. You are now confirmed on flight {4} on {5} from {6} to {7} connecting to flight {8} from {9} to {10}.
Flight {11} departs: {12} {13}, {14}
Flight {15} arrives: {16} at {17}
Flight {18} departs: {19} {20}, {21}
Flight {22} departs: {23} {24}, {25}
Flight {26} arrives: {27} at {28}